You
were the dumb fuck who decided to get married, and now it's all come down
to
this. Bachelor Party Night. Your last hours of freedom. Tomorrow, your
old life, make that whole life, ends forever, but fuck it, old friend.
Don't cry in your drink...
Jack is about to embark on an adventure of a lifetime...good thing he's
getting
a farewell fucking! Seek out the snatch and destroy it.
WATCH
PHOENIX MARIE FUCK THE LUCKY GROOM
WE
SEND THE GROOM OFF WITH A BANG
ONE
LAST NIGHT OF FREEDOM THEY WILL NEVER FORGET
We
dipped into our savings and brought along enough ready cash to make sure
these ho's show you everything you're giving up. So cut loose, my brother.
From here on in, it's just workingman's grunts and sweat socks in the bathroom.
Cheers.
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